There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I am naked and annoyed.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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