If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The air taste purple.
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