You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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