the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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