Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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