We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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