pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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