me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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