love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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