mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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