she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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