glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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