Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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