Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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