found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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