They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My breasts were aching with rage.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
