Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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