She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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