You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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