Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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