ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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