A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just saw a hot homeless man
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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