with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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