I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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