the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I need a hoe opinion
go on
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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