This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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