she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Jerry, you need to find god
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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