you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
