Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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