North Korea, Best Korea!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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