My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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