I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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