Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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