North Korea, Best Korea!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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