David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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