Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
