it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
