I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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