his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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