We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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