$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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