Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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