Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Randomize
