Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Randomize