He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
