Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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