Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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