Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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