Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
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OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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