Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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