i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The air was thick with penises
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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