McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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