Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We left the knife in your bed.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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