I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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